September 2011
7 posts
Doctor's moods:
July 2011
18 posts
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they make no sense
Refrigerator
The 3 most common lies on the internet
1. I have read and agree to the terms of service
2. Status: Offline
3. Yes, I am over 18.
Only Best Friends...
GREET YOU LIKE:
WAVE TO YOU ACROSS THE ROOM LIKE:
DO CREEPER THINGS WITH YOU LIKE:
DANCE WITH YOU LIKE:
CHILL OUT WITH YOU LIKE:
EAT WITH YOU LIKE:
SING WITH YOU LIKE:
BE EMOTIONAL WITH YOU LIKE:
AND BE SOMEWHAT LOVING LIKE:
The Best of Hipster Edits
ROTFL!!!
June 2011
7 posts
When I put my camera on self-timer
Raja!
Diamond Crowned Queen
My Beloved
Before
Today
April 2011
2 posts
UNLICALL
Talking to A on his mobile:
A: Serious? You’re giving me her number?!
M: Hell yeah, I’m serious.
A: Rad! Oh damn, hang on a minute.
M: Huh? What’s happening? Are you okay?
A: Wait, I can’t … I can’t find my phone…
M: What do you mean you can’t find your phone?
A: I must have left it in K’s Van.
M: Where’s K?
A: Uh-oh. Back to Taguig. Pissssssss. Call him.
M: Hmm, why don’t we do this. Get paper and write it.
A: Please? I’m sure he’s not yet far. Not too late to turn back.
M: Just get paper.
A: Fine… I’m on it. Wait… Okay, go…
M: There. Just hold on to that piece of paper until you get your phone back, alright?
A: Alright. Thanks, M!
M: No prob.
A: You’re the best!
M: I know.
A: Bye!
M: Bye!
You’re using your phone, genius. :)
March 2011
11 posts
“Dear Lady Gaga, existence precedes essence.”
—Born This Way
WHEN?
- m: kelan due yung thesis evals?
- e: uh, asap?
- m: pero kelan yung araw?
- m: I'm planning what I have to do first.
- e: ok
- m: so kelan?
- e: madali lang yung evals
- m: so kelan nga?
- e. sa wednesday ang deadline.
- m: there you go.
“I want my children to have your DNA.”
—Best pickup line?
KAHOY
- BEADS
- M: Friend, pacheck naman. Kahoy ba to? Or plastic?
- P: Pwedeng kagatin?
- Aiyoooo. FTW
“♦ Every Breath You Take ♦
♦ What Sarah Said ♦” —The Police; Death Cab For Cutie
♦ What Sarah Said ♦” —The Police; Death Cab For Cutie
“Nolej.”
—E
“Regina is the capital of Saskatchewan, Canada. The city is the second largest in the province (after Saskatoon).”
—Wikipedia
“Sharing a bag of gummy octopi.”
—Maeang
“To be kind to your enemies is to be cruel to yourself.”
—Zack
February 2011
12 posts
COFFEE CONVERSATION
- m: Oh yes! I'm done with theo!
- m: RRL all the way!
- j: Wow
- j: Sige, game na din ako.
- m: Not necessarily
- m: I'm still drinking coffee.
- m: Epic fail nung hunger strike ko.
- m: Di man lang tumagal ng 2 days.
- j: Haha. Nukaba, ang dami mong ginagawa.
- j: You need to eat.
- j: Ninoy's lasted 40 days.
- m: :))
- m: Madaya siya!
- m: Wala siyang thesis eh. :))
- j: Hahaha.
- j: :))
- j: Do you know why he ate on the 40th?
- m: Why?
- j: Cause Fr. Horacio dela Costa (begged) encouraged him to.
- j: Saying that the challenge is for him to live
- j: Wait lang magtitimpla lang ako ng milo.
MILLION-DOLLAR QUESTION
My million-dollar question:
“Eh, bakit hindi ka pa nag-aaral?”
My million-dollar answer:
“Tinatamad ako.”
Deal with that.
My Bad
- m: 等一下! 你等等我!
- x: ...
- m: 你一個人要去哪裡?
- x: 你管我去哪裡!
- m: ...
- x: 想到哪裡就到哪裡啦, 對嗎!
- m: 你不要這樣.
- x: 打電話給你啦.
- Oh shit.
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